10 signs that Mi Novio is turning into a Mexican...

For those of you that think that Chad will be returning home in August, you may want to re-think that after veiwing the following:

1. Growing a Mexi/Mark-stache

2. Accelerated hair growth in the back (business in the front, party in the back)

3. Interjection of hair products into daily routine

4. Altered driving techniques...increased aggression and failure to yield to
pedestrians

5. Newly acquired taste for roadside taco stands (OBSESSION)

6. Doesn't have a job and plans to build his own tope in the middle of a perfectly good highway to slow down traffic and draw attention to his catch of the day

7. Excessive use of the word servieta even when it is not appropriate

8. Contemplating lowering and putting extra wide tries on the burb

9. Conspiring with local authorities on ways to gain citizenship

10. Lack of personal responsibility or liability in all matters (being bit by a local dog and acting like it is no big deal..see picture attached)